I hate to be the one to say it but this sounded like an Onion story. I'm pretty sure this happens often. I don't get what's so special about this. Can someone tell me?
You seem to be confusing the italians and portuguese with all soccer players.
You assume Ryan Leaf would even show up. Isnt he managing a car wash now or something? marketing and advertising schools
Lets see "hot girl," "wheelie" and "faceplant." I think you're on to something here.
I actually cut myself yesterday, and the super glue is holding me together nicely :)
You know what's even more environmental? Peddling your fat ass around yourself.
Was there a reason for you to point out the fact that you're a creationist?
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Nothing like awesome beer =) I mean, I wouldn't accept any sub-standard beer!